Alestorm’s “Captain Morgan’s Revenge”
February 3rd, 2008 | by z3rb |I bought an album. It’s from my favourite band; Alestorm.
The new album is called Captain Morgan’s Revenge. Alestorm are awesome. Alestorm are a True Scottish Pirate Metal band. It’s awesome.
The album actually has 12 billion songs on it because Alestorm are so awesome. If Alestorm were any more awesome, the universe might just explode.
The album cost me £13.13. Is this awesome? You decide.
But yeah, here’s a break down:
- Track 1 - Over the Seas - 10/10 - Pure awesome, good instrumentals and good vocals.
- Track 2 - Captain Morgan’s Revenge - 10/10 - Captain Morgan’s Revenge is one of those songs you can see yourself singing late at night when you’re drunk or something. It’s well-written and awesome.
- Track 3 - The Huntmaster - 8/10 - A bit disapointing, but awesome because it’s Alestorm.
- Track 4 - Nancy the Tavern Wench - 10/10 - AWESOME.
My wrist hurts from all this typing among other things. I suggest you listen to them on MySpace and then buy their album.
11 Responses to “Alestorm’s “Captain Morgan’s Revenge””
By Muz on Feb 3, 2008 | Reply
Surely you are aware it’s only £9.98 on Amazon, and that they’re also a little bit rubbish?
By z3rb on Feb 3, 2008 | Reply
Yes I’m aware of that, but I pre-ordered it from the publisher so I got it early, and I got a free poster. It was well worth it because now I have a free poster.
Also, don’t call them a little bit rubbish, because we’re going to see them live in march and they may just kill you.
By Muz on Feb 3, 2008 | Reply
But I think Turisas are awesome. Surely they would defend me?
Ok, pirates or vikings in a fight. Who would win?
By z3rb on Feb 3, 2008 | Reply
The fact that you need even ask shows me two things:
1) You’re an idiot.
2) You’re an idiot.
In other news, pirates could kick *anyone’s* ass, they even have ninja-detection goggles.
By Muz on Feb 3, 2008 | Reply
I fight you with graphs.
You, sir, are wrong.
By Robin on Feb 3, 2008 | Reply
YOU ARE WRONG Z3RB
Huntmaster is easily a 10/10 also.
Flower of Scotland, even though it mentions Scotland, is an example of an 8.
By z3rb on Feb 3, 2008 | Reply
Actually, Flower of Scotland is pretty terrible.
By Wilf on Feb 3, 2008 | Reply
Mentioning Scotland actually reduces coolness.
“free poster” lol
“£13.13″
By z3rb on Feb 3, 2008 | Reply
Yes free. Plus Gavin Harper said he’d sign it. So fuck you.
By Muz on Feb 3, 2008 | Reply
Irrelevantly, you can get a free CD from here and it’s even decent.
I forgot I ordered it, until it arrived yesterday.
P.S. Vikings, rarrr